Fillum

Have you arcted much for the fil'''-lums?

Sacking the writer and the director for their ignorance, at the instance of the chamcha, the Gurgaonwa youth becomes the writer-director of the fillum.

'Mister Gill, I remember seeing your first fillum here in Cork back in 1998 and we all knew then that a star was born. But how hard was it to get that fillum made and do you have any advice for young fillum-makers? I'm sure there load of them here today.' 'Well, I don't know anything about fillums,' Gill said, imitating the man's heavy Cork accent and not getting much of a laugh for a change.