Funsize

Applause, Mars | standard bar | 50g / funsize bar | 24g

We’re gonna have hollow chocolate eggs, ones that you can open up, and they’ve got scrummy things inside, you know, like Smarties and small Mars Bars. Not the big ones. Small ones, ’cos the big ones won’t fit, you see. Call them ‘funsize’, Lord, because they are fun to eat.

Your child should take at least 20 g carbohydrate (2 exchanges) beforehand in a readily absorbable form, eg, chocolate-coated biscuit (eg, 1 Penguin, 2 Jaffa cakes); funsize Mars bar or Twix (1 finger) or KitKat (2 fingers); 1 glass cola or lemonade (sweetened type); 4 squares ordinary chocolate.

But if you want chocolate every day- either have just a couple of squares of a bar, or a ‘funsize’ bar, or how about getting that chocolatey taste another, lower-fat way – say a low-fat instant chocolate drink.

Dummy’s funsize

Indeed overall, only those with the sharpest of minds are likely to come out on top – although the ability to rapidly carve each and every opponent into a cloud of funsize strips of bleeding flesh will also come in handy.

It’s like a funsize gherkin innit?

Karen unzipped a funsize chocolate snack with practised dexterity and handed it to Damian – ‘there. Peace perfect peace.’