Matoor

So, I were jest giving her the old couple-of-days' routine, waiting for the sherry wine to matoor in the caysk, so to speak, when she comes right up to me and says, "How's about finding a holster for your gun, cowboy?" So that's what the chicks are like over here, Buck, I says to myself.

But he's 17 now — older, wiser, more matoor — and tells Politico that he would vote for President Obama this year if he were old enough, his favorite show is the Daily Show, he supports gay marriage and Obamacare, and he's starting at NYU in the fall, where he'll study philosophy and filmmaking. Ha, wow.

But for Esquires trend-mad, jazz-digging editor Harold Hayes, the prevailing disillusion was more fun than a second martini—matoor' values reasserting themselves.