Siress

At dinner the first night, with all the lords and ladies, sirs and siresses, I was sensational.

Dear Sirs and Siresses, / No one but the Sanhedrin is allowed to view the holy sacred stone tablet. So there’s no use telling non-homosexual male European Americans where it is located. But surely they may not doubt nonetheless that what’s written there is the word of the Lord.

>Sir Doctress Neutopia (neut...@external.umass.edu) / PS: Siress, surely.

Dear Sirs/ and Siresses / I need titles to science fiction short stories with anarchy or libertarianism as a political theme.

Sir, if sir and not siress you are, why not turn it into a script and send it to ITV or STV, it got my chuckle muscles vibrating, it would make a change from the unfunny rubbish broadcast by both channels, Naked Video and Rab excepted.

Dear Sirs and Siresses, / Anyone know if there is a java event that catches if the window has been resized either using cursors or the min/max icons?

Sir, or Siress / I wish to apply for the above post.

er, uhm, Heir (or Heiress, or Heretic, or wHatever) D.Pugh? this is your *real* name? -- (how unfortunate) -- well, sir or siress, *my* real name is P.Oder (that's "P" for "Pungent" -- […]