Splooge

10. Buy a new sheep -- wool's all soft and furry, but it gets matted if you don't wash the splooge out now and then.

I looked at the splooge on the mirror and grabbed a tissue.

The suds of battle rose on high amid the flips and flops of well-aimed soap and sponges wet, and splooge of dripping mops.

2006, Joe "Duff" McBride, A Tale of Two Gimps: Such Is Life Mouse had his cum face on before she stuffed him inside, and he splooged 30 seconds later.

Why do I enjoy "having hot, smelly, sticky goo sprayed on [my] face?" Well, let's see... I like having sex with my partners... I like to see the cum that results from their excitement at being with me... I get to see _and_ taste it if he splooges _on my face_ rather than into my mouth closed around him or in various other locations on my body (all of which I also like, btw, I'm not a slave to facials)... it's playful and seems to turn on my partners just as much as it turns me on. Seems like plenty of reasons to enjoy it to me!

[…] an Indian chick who wouldn't fuck him, but would let him rub his dick between her ass cheeks and splooge on her back.

Who gives a sh$# about some damn volcano that splooged over some damn town.

You are the one calling Jews Dwarves, and Blacks Orcs. In my world, jews and blacks are humans. You should really think about this idiocy you just splooged all over the net and aask yourself, "WHO IS MAKING RACIAL STEREOTYPES AROUND HERE?"