Turt

Fortunately, someone on Tumblr has created a definitive list of turtle ratings, so you know which turts to be friends with and which are ugly trash.

Then there are the beasties. Besides turts big enough to act as foundations for your new seafaring home, Genesis is offering a bounty of new critters.

Rogen will produce this modern take on the sewer-dwelling turts alongside his long-term producing partner Evan Goldberg.

It's also one of the better deals — we love this V-neck in navy, but are including it as a runner-up pick just because its regular price is $120, so it's a slightly less good deal than the turt.

Gronk, were you blackmailed into this Look? Or was that noir turt simply squeezing your powerful neck too hard?

The washable element is key for me — I've ruined one too many Uniqlo cashmere turts by throwing them in the wash.